you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
And then the night went full on bisexual.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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