it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Actions speak louder than pants.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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