As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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