The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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