just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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