i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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