He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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