just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
