I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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