Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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