what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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