I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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