I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Randomize
