it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Randomize
