"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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