Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
We smell like vodka and hangover
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