So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
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