there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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