if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I think we might need a safe word for this...
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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