I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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