Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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