16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
Randomize
