erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
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