The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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