i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
