Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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