do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
Randomize
