Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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