i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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