the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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