"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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