Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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