Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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