Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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