Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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