So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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