Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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