I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
Randomize
