Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Your penis caused this!
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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