Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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