i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Found your dick twin last night
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
My liver is preforming stress tests.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Randomize