you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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