i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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