sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
and you fell through a lawn chair
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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