Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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