I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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