You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
