Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
How does it feel to date your dad?
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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