jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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