is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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