...so i touched it.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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