you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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