He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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