i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
Randomize
